What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Are MAGA the "useful idiots" for the radical-right billionaires like Charles Koch and Elon Musk?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I’ve a dismissive avoidant partner who said that he’s overwhelmed by our relationship and that he wants to break up, how do I get him back?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Do straight guys like to see cocks?

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Sure no problem officer.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What are the possible reasons for people feeling depressed after the holiday season? Why does being alone exacerbate these feelings?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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